Hello America!

Less than five weeks until life at The Cove sets in. It's gonna be... moist. Yeah, moist is a good word.
If the following interaction with students from my school is any indication, this summer's gonna get MODERATE:

Cast of Characters: Me (!); Student 'A' who I am walking to the office; Students 'B', a friend of student A who encounters us en route to the office.

Student B: Is she in trouble?
Me: Nope.
B: Well, she does bad things.
Me: We all do bad things. Pretty sure I did four bad things yesterday. You wanna tell me everything you did this weekend?
B: Ummm...
Me: I didn't think so. Now mind your own business!
Student A: (Smiles emphatically)

And... scene!

Obviously, this is gonna be the moistest summer on record.