Christmas.
12.31.2011
11.18.2011
5 Ways to Make Breaking Dawn: Part 1 Mo' Betta'
1. Add some Chipmunks.
2. Change the baby's name from Renesthme to Dawn. (See what I did there? Both literal AND figurative.)
3. Consider the long term implications of communicating to an entire generation of young girls the legit-sickness of "romanticizing an intimate relationship that leaves [emotional and physical] bruises and scars."
4. Add the subtitle "Yoot Scoot and Boogie" (because "This Place About To Blow" was already taken. Oops... I did it again.)
5. Include the gratuitous use of lasers.*
*I like Lasers
10.22.2011
9.23.2011
8.28.2011
8.20.2011
7.23.2011
7.11.2011
7.04.2011
5.18.2011
4.30.2011
"We Would Like To Say That This Sort Of Thing Didn't Happen In Our School Canteen"
"But the truth is it did happen, every Tuesday. And it was even better." -PopJustice
Well done EVERYONE.
4.29.2011
4.28.2011
Um. Ya. So...
Loveyoumissyoumeanit.
-M
4.22.2011
4.19.2011
One More Time
4.15.2011
SERIOUSLY UNFUNNY/NOT THE LEAST BIT APPROPRITE/SUPER DUPER RACIST Things Students Say To Other Students: Part MMMDCCXCII
Student A: I don't understand this. I'm must be stupid.
Student B: You're not stupid. You're just black.
Student B: You're not stupid. You're just black.
4.13.2011
It's Like It Says In The Bible*
"I felt bad because I had no shoes, but then I met someone who had really bad shoes." -Karen Walker
*Fun Fact: NOT IN THE BIBLE.
3.30.2011
3.29.2011
Watching Britney on GMA...*
... makes me miss watching Britney on MMC.
NAILED IT. Well done everyone.
NAILED IT. Well done everyone.
*Alternatives working titles to this post:
1. "It's official: The world has ended. Because that is exactly how Britney is dancing right now."
2. Something clever- not too clever, but just clever enough about "er'body getting raptured/Britney being left behind..."
3. "The Good, the Bad and the Britney"- a title that actually rocked it SO hard I decided to save it for volume one of my autobiography in four parts entitled M: The Quadrilogy: An Autobiography in Four Parts: Part I: The Good, the Bad and the Britney.
None quite spectaculaTRON (aside from #3), but you get the idea. Hence the asterisk. This is why we asterisk. Because we are not spectaculaTRON.
3.27.2011
So The One On The Lefts Says...
"So this one time, while living in Iraq, I was talking with my roommate and mid-sentence she casual points and says, 'ummm... I think you need to go to the bathroom.' "
Well done everyone.
3.24.2011
Maya Angelou
1. "I've come to help tear down the walls of ignorance."
2. "I am a human being. Nothing human can be alien to me." -Terence
3. "I left my voice. My voice hadn't left me."
Best HILARIOUS Bits:
1. "I hope you brought everyting you need. I'm not gonna leave until I finish telling you what I came here to tell you."
2. "I never trust people who don't laugh. They say, 'I'm serious.' I don't think you're serious- you're boring as hell."
3. "I don't know if you have any African American friends,but if you folks don't go out and get some immediately."
She also read the poem after the jump.
3.21.2011
A Decade Of Discovery
Can you believe ten years ago last week? J'adore to the max. In terms of musical influence, this album is up there with Back to Black, Room for Squares, Tragic Kingdom, Two Lefts and that Cooler Kids' album from aught-three that came out of nowhere and kicked me repeatedly for 15 months. All biggies for me. My gift to you? The entire album set to anime as it was originally intended after the jump. Totally worth the 64 minutes.
From Like A Week Ago
So I'm on a boat. But not like the song. Or like Miley that one time at the VMA’s (ughlhlhlhl).
3.20.2011
2.17.2011
I Die
The Audio Threadz in "Super C-U-T-E."
Living in this right now. Big ups to Mr. Kahn and the as yet unknown music producers and choreographers for making my week. Also in Spanish!
2.07.2011
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