"We Would Like To Say That This Sort Of Thing Didn't Happen In Our School Canteen"

"But the truth is it did happen, every Tuesday. And it was even better." -PopJustice

Well done EVERYONE.

It's official:

They've eaten my brains.

Um. Ya. So...

What is your childhood trauma? Also, please stop trying to hypnotize me with your twin eye powers and such. I won't go down that road. Not again...

Loveyoumissyoumeanit.

-M

Good Friday

Real good, actually. Happy Easter!
But no really. Happy Easter.

One More Time

Last day of my first D.land pass. Broke down on Big Thunder Mountain. Like a family. April 2011.

SERIOUSLY UNFUNNY/NOT THE LEAST BIT APPROPRITE/SUPER DUPER RACIST Things Students Say To Other Students: Part MMMDCCXCII

Student A: I don't understand this. I'm must be stupid.
Student B: You're not stupid. You're just black.

It's Like It Says In The Bible*

"I felt bad because I had no shoes, but then I met someone who had really bad shoes." -Karen Walker

*Fun Fact: NOT IN THE BIBLE.

She's On A Diet But Her Pockets Eating Cheesecake