"Hey, I'm gonna run this red light...

... but I'll stop twice at the next one." -Rick Langer

Yes...

... Todd Ingram, this is exactly what the manifestation of my own telekinetic abilities looks like too. Except of course that my super suit is black with white accents and yellow piping. Or Red piping. Kinda depends on the day. And I've also got that whole concentric circles on the chest thing going on- a la Havoc of X-Men but more wearable, you know? YOU'RE WELCOME.

"...*Clap Clap* Hurts so good."

Almost pooed myself. Again.

There I go again, talking about poo...

Ra Ra Riot

No idea what y'all are selling, but based on this pic alone I'm definitely buying.

Sometimes...

... Austin just says stuff.

Reblogged from Heather and Jessica: Smithly Played, Smith Family: More Smithyness

Step Up 3D Midnight Showing Y'all!

Poo'd my pants. Like 3 times yo. You hear that? Poo. Everywhere. But in a good way.