Things I REALLY Don't Like That I Apparently Should But Hey Denny's Sells Cheese Fries For Like $2 Now So WHAT-EVA-I-GUESS I'm Over It: MUPPETS

These things scare the poo out of me. Always have. If I saw an actual human, let alone one of these demonized and big-eyed things, walking the way they do toward me down a hall in the middle of the night I would (in no particular order): 1. Go bat-crap crazy 2. Jump out the nearest window 3. Poo myself. Just in case you were wondering.