My Nemesis

The Lunesta butterfly. Because I've always wanted a giant glowing winged insect hovering over my face while I sleep. Obvi. Is the Lunesta vampire-butterfly joke new? No. Still terrifying? Abso.

In an unrelated story, I'm presently watching Rihanna on SNL.
The down side- She looks like a black Joan of Arc.
The up side- She's wearing pants. Small victories people...

PS- Word on the street is concerned individuals would like us to know it is a luna moth (link in title), NOT a butterfly. My response? SHUT IT CRACK-ATTACK BEFORE I SIC THE LUNESTA BUTTERFLY OF INJUSTICE ON YOUR FACE.

Love,
M